Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
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I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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