she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We have so much sex to catch up on
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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