I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
