i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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