YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So. Much. Porn.
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