I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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