i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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