There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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