You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
this will be a night to untag.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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