I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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