Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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