he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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