I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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