Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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