Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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