he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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