he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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