Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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