Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my being single is dangerous.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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