OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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