i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
