Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dignity is for republicans.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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