Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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