I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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