no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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