I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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