Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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