Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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