Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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