problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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