dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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