if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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