Where did you get a picture of my penis
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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