best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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