we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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