On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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