In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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