I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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