As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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