Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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