I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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