He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
