If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Best friends brother. Beat that.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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