Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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