My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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