Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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