I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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