I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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