how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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