Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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