If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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